HI my name is George and i lost my best friend, Kirstine. I live in a pool in France, with a snorkel and i hate my house because my house keeps floating to the top. On the bright side i don't have to pay rent and i never have to clean my house.

Z: What's your name?

C: George aka Christian

Z: Where are you from?

C: The pool.

Z: What pool?

C: A pool in France.

Z: Ah, oui! Vous etes francais? Je parle francais!

C: Yup!

Z: Qu'est-ce que vous faisez ici?

C: Bonjour!

Z: Bonjour!