yo mama jokes truue comedy =]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


Yo mama so fat were in her right now


Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!