My story...

One day my friend Lydia and I were on an airplane to Vietnam. "I can't believe we're going to Veetname!" exclaimed Lydia. "Uh...Lydia it's pronounced Vietnam...not Veetname! You're so dim..." I said. "I want to get some Pho when we get there."said Lydia. " Let's also visit Thuy!" exclaimed Lydia. "It's very hot there isn't it..." Lydia said. "Mhm...Wanna ride some skooters when we get there?" asked another friend who was with us. "Sure why not...." I said " wow she finally talked!" Lydia said. " I wonder how Thuy will react when we arrive in Vietnam...Because remember, we came without telling Thuy, Cuz we're throwing her a suprise party."said Lydia
"Yeah..." said I.
Here are 6 words in Filipino.
1. Malabo = dim; stupid
2.pangit=ugly
3.maganda=pretty
4.empanada=pie
5.bobo=stupid
6.anak=daughter